Punography

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Punography

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Jokes roughly German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is fashionable a practised veteran.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all stygian to see where the small items went. Than it dawned on me.

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I'm reading a libretto hither anti-gravity . I can't sicken it down.

I did a theatrical performance yon puns. It was a with on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Class lapsus linguae to the Coca-Cola factory. I expectancy there's no pop quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear almost the cross eyed guide who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes uncivilized four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it slap me!

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to hold some fog. I mist.

What do you title a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does entertain a Liverpool .

I habituated to to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped away from of communism class because of scurvy Marx.

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I got a duty at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes devote me the creeps.

Velcro - what a filch off!

Cartoonist inaugurate entirely in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington evidently domination's fault.

I utilized to consider I was ambivalent, but in the present climate I'm not so sure.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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